Karaoke newsagents

Been into WH Smiths recently? What is it with the karaoke coming through the speakers?

I know shops have to pay now if they want to play original version of songs, but for goodness sake they could at least hire some decent session singers to cover them? At least ones who could actually hit the required notes and don't sound like they're trying to show off to their mates on SingStar?

I can't get out of the place fast enough now. Especially when the "Sugababes" come on...

Important question

Kangaroos - do they get fluff in the corners? 

AA = AAAAAAAARGH!

Promise I won't bang on about TV ads after this, but another one that I
simply have to turn the TV off for is the AA "Call out my name" ad.

They have completely buggered up the ryhthm of the song, changing
when the lyrics come in, so that they can fit the chorus  into the length
of the ad. It is utterly infuriating and it winds me up no end!

"... aaaand relax!"