"Why don't YOU sing it you lazy f..."

Recently caught some of the Coldplay mini-concert recordings on Radio 1 and was once again incensed by the most annoying thing any live singer can do.

Robbie Williams is more guilty than most of doing it. During a song the singer will suddenly stop singing, hold the microphone out to the audience (like that's actually going to work, twat) and force them to sing the tune, lest there be a period of uncomfortable silence. Then they take the microphone back and (depending on the song) this stop-start contrivance continues for the rest of the piece and beyond.

All I can say is: "I PAID to come in here and see and hear YOU sing your fecking songs with YOUR voice, not some tuneless, half-drunk, half-remembered version bellowed in my fecking ear by some idiot who thinks that if he sings it loud enough the singer will notice and invite him up on stage or something!"

Thanks :)